Hi! I am Compusoft Chompy, your virtual assistant. My job is to help you find your way around the program and make helpful suggestions regarding your work. Is there something I can assist you with?
I ground my cigarette into the off-white ceramic ashtray, clicked the little ‘x’ in the corner of the chat bubble and began reviewing what I’d typed yesterday. Prior to this morning, I’d spent hours on end seeking a way to permanently disable the most exasperating feature on the face of the planet–a cartoony staple-remover with a large pair of eyes sitting on the top handle whose constant pro-tips and advice were more distracting than helpful.
I came up empty, though.
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