Commander Crunch

I felt like something a little lighthearted today…

I don’t know if you’ve heard about the latest controversy. Apparently, Cap’n Crunch has been flaunting his ability to pull the wool over our eyes for years, never bothering at all to hide his three stripes:

Photo courtesy of FoodBeast

He’s responded to the allegations, and well, I gotta give the guy credit for probably the most perfect set of answers ever concocted:


0 thoughts on “Commander Crunch

  1. That’s hilarious! Well said, Cap’n. Now you go on and continue to shred the roofs of childrens’ mouths with your rock hard cereal. We will stand by you.


    1. Haha! What *is* up with those sharp-edged pieces of goodness?

      1. Right? I think it’s just what happens when you try to make sugar that dense so you can fit more on each piece. 🙂

  2. Ha! He makes a good point about his eyebrows…

    1. Yeah, that part cracked me up. “For crunch’s sake!”

  3. Now, you have me craving Cap’n Crunch on some vanilla ice cream, Phillip. Damn it.


    1. I don’t know if you have any Carl’s Jr. fast food joints near you, but for awhile, they were serving up Cap’n Crunch milkshakes. Like most things I find delicious, they took it away after a month…

  4. Thanks for the mid-week laugh, Philip! I love Cap’n Crunch, straight out of the box and no milk. 🙂

    1. Oh yeah! I used to do the same with Cookie Crisp.

  5. That put a smile on my face. Thanks!

  6. Wow. I’m totally disillusioned. And all these years I thought he was a real captain. Now I don’t know what to believe in any more!

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